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• The Punjab Rape Festival In India Begins This Week
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• Westboro Baptist Church Ending Their Campaign Of Hate
• Man’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Get Clean After Becoming A Drug Addict Last Week
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• Man Who Determined Ice Cube’s “Good Day” Awarded Nation’s Highest Medal
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