Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally

Bob Harris or Bill Murray stopped a robbery in Tokyo

Bill Murray stopped a bank robbery in Tokyo today when a fan stopped to talk with him. That fan also happened to be the bank robber.

Tokyo, Japan — A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray. “The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk to him. That’s when authorities were able to apprehend him,” Tokyo Police Chief Hideyoshi Mori told reporters.

Bill Murray who is in Tokyo promoting a new movie told reporters about the incident. “I saw this man in the street running towards me with a bag in his hand. Then he suddenly stopped when he saw me. He asked me if I was Bob Harris, the character I played in Lost in Translation. I told him, ‘sure, why not’. Then he started telling me how much he loved me and how great he thought I was. I was polite, I told him that was very nice of him to say. Then kind of out of nowhere, police showed up and tackled the man,” Murray said. “Some people might call me a hero, but I’m no hero. The real heroes today are the men and women of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.”

34-year-old American Paul Horner who is in Tokyo on business was at the bank when the robbery happened. “I was just standing behind this guy waiting for my turn. Then suddenly he starts waving around a knife demanding money I think, my Japanese is mediocre at best. So they fill this man’s bag with whatever was in one of the registers and then he runs out the door,” Horner said. “I’m not shaken up about the robbery at all, I’m pretty much a foot or two taller than all the people over here, so I thought it was kind of like a really cute bank robbery if that’s possible. What I am shaken up about is that Bill Murray was the one who stopped this guy and I didn’t get a chance to meet him.” Horner continued, “Bill Murray is my personal hero and today he was an actual hero for the city of Tokyo. What a cool guy.”

“We love Bill Murray very much in our country, he is very funny man,” said Tomi Tanaka who is manager of the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi. “Tomorrow, we are giving Mr. Murray an award with very big ceremony. It will be very excellent, everyone in Tokyo is invited.”

The robber, who’s name has not been released yet, was apprehended and taken into police custody. On his person police found a knife and a bag filled with 4,550,00.00 Japanese Yen, or about 5,000.00 USD.



  1. Dennis System says:

    Bill effing hero Murray!

  2. Dave Jenkins says:

    Bill effing Murray, does it again!

  3. YEAH!!!! BILL MURRAY!!!!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Bill Murray, actor by day, super hero by night

  5. Awesome

  6. Guy Healy says:

    Is this real? it’s just written in a really odd way and the quotes are weird. People don’t actually talk that do they?

  7. I love Bill Murray!!!!!!!

  8. Marian Hara says:

    The police chief was called Yakuza ????? That smacks of fish!!!

  9. This has been reported in the Japanese media… you can actually read about the parade they threw Bill Murray. Pretty epic

  10. Comma Karma says:

    Wait, how many yen was it? Is a zero missing?

  11. Murray rescued a guy from choking a wk ago in phoenix…. now stops a bank robbery in Tokyo. Bill Murray… he’s my hero. I would suck his d*ck if he wanted me to and I’m not even gay. Just would want to help him out if he needed the favor done. Jus sayin

  12. Bill Murray stops a bank robbery in Tokyo:

  13. Mr. Horner, I hope your resume bears fruit and I would try to ride your coat-tails with my book. Title withheld pending acknowledgment, so out of respect I will try to self publish and shoot my movie at the same time.


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