The Punjab Rape Festival In India Begins This Week

Rape in India

Pictured here is the starting of last year’s Punjab Rape Festival, which locals say was a big success.

Punjab, INDIA — Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Punjab Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.

Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Punjab dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is win-win for everyone.”

The Punjab Rape Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Ludhiana. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called ‘The Baalkrishan’.

23-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar tells reporters that he has been training all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been practicing raping my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”

11-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost did not get raped at last year’s festival. “I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 12 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.”

34-year-old Paul Horner from Toronto who is visiting Punjab on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “I’m getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.”

India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported. For more information on the festival or if you would like to participate, please call the 24-hour Punjab Rape Festival hotline at (785) 273-0325.

India working to end the Punjab Rape Festival

[Updated at 05-07-13 | 11:06 AM PDT] The winners of this years Punjab Rape Festival have been announced, click here.


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UPDATE 11/7/13: Woman of India, it’s your fault.

UPDATE 10/8/13:
View India’a Response Here

UPDATE 10/9/13:
India Ends Diplomatic Relations With The U.S. Over Satirical Article

UPDATE 11/13/13:
Top India police official says, “If you can’t prevent rape, you enjoy it.”


  1. This is so messed up! I demand justice!

  2. Samantha L. says:

    These poor girls over there… things need to change and soon. It makes me so sad :(

    • This article is aimed at youth of india to join the cause and stop sexual violation to women in india. I hope it works.

    • We are fighting against the injustices caused to women but its not a lawless state. They are currently trying to shut this festival down.

    • whitleo says:

      I will try to make it out to next years festival. Couldn’t make it this year. We found a hot white girl from America that had lost her way, so I got 10 of my friends and we all went family gang bang style on her. I’ll upload some pics if anyone wants to see.

  3. Anonymous says:

    It makes me so mad that this is still allowed to go on over there every year. This needs to stop!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Dudes. This is just wrong what’s going on over there.

  5. Amanda Johnson says:

    I read every day about what’s happening in India, with little girls getting raped and murdered. It’s horrible. I wish there was more that could be done from an outsiders perspective to stop it

  6. That is f*cked up… those poor girls :(

  7. Anonymous says:
  8. Google news is always reporting new stories, almost daily, about how young girls in India get raped, or killed, and even forced to marry the person that raped them. It’s horrible, but it’s real. So sad

  9. Rich Colins says:

    I like your stories how they bring light to how fucked up shit is… after reading this article.. they will check out some related news stories from other sources, and see that even though this story is true, it’s something the country of India is trying to put an end to.

    Also, at the bottom of the article, make sure you donate to the woman of India… help them out. Every dollar helps

  10. Anonymous says:

    There should be calls for activism with all the rapes and murders of young girls in India every day. Young girls being forced to marry the person that raped them or face death. This article is not far off with what is actually happening over there.

  11. man… if only they had open carry those girls wouldnt be getting raped… BUT.. GUN CONTROL 2013!!!YA WE GET ALL OUR FACTS FROM THE TELEVISION!!! SO BAN GUNS! JON STEWART SAID SO!!!


  13. Catherine says:

    Sick people! This is 2013 for God’s sake. Stop these archaic Men form doing injustice to the girl child.


    I can’t believe this is happening in India… almost like every other day I read about a new young girl getting raped, murdered or forced to marry the man who raped her. It’s so horrible. I wish I could do more :(

  15. Thought in the end it’ll be fiction! Thats barbaric! Nkt!

  16. This is really sad. In this day and age, the world cannot simply watch. Something has to be done. Let us put our heads together and find ways of educating that community about the need to observe rights of every woman, every girl as indeed, the rights of every man.

    Albert Nyathi

  17. I am sving up to attend next year’s competition. Punjab here I come.

  18. Anonymous says:

    It’s 2013. How is stuff like this still allowed to happen? Every day I read about some poor getting raped or murdered over in that area. And the murderers get away with it. Or if the girl gets raped, even worse, she is forced to marry the man or face death. Real nice India.

    • I feel so bad for all these girls, getting raped and then being forced to marry the man that raped them in India…. so sad :(

  19. I think it’s great you’re bringing more attention to what’s happening over in India. This is obviously a hoax or exageration… but not too far from the truth.

    Every day new stories come out about girls getting raped and murdered… the men doing this to them going free. Woman being forced to marry the man who raped them. It’s disgusting.

    Articles like this bring attention to that so people WAKE UP, and do something about it. Well done!

  20. 6 arrested in new rape of a bus passenger in India

  21. this is crazy and messed up we are civilized..

  22. I’m so sad for these girls… I wish I could do something to help

  23. I have a hard time believing this is real but if it is, this is one of the most fucked up things I have ever read. To me this is almost to messed up and crazy to be real. Someone please tell me this isn’t real.

  24. Jimmy's conscience says:

    This is just horrible what’s happening over there. I wish more could be done to prevent it

  25. Timoth Wafula says:

    I wish we as humans should gang up against such practices. if demons exist in women, the men are born of women…. Who will mary non Virgin girls, Let them go and rape trees or sharks , or Rape their f*****ing a***s. India should be marginalized with sanctions. what are indian Muslims Christians and other religions doing about this…..
    I am saddened

  26. this is shit,what tradition exposes the sacred part of a woman to men.this should 11 year old girl does not even know what are the benefits of sex.Indians you need divine intervention

  27. I just can’t believe such things still exist. There is need for immediate intervention.

  28. Dudes, you have internet which allows free flow of information. Be smart. We can find out something that can be done.

  29. I used to live in Punjab and events and festivals like this truly made me sick. That is one of the main reason I moved to the states

    • sylvia shipingana says:

      I am with you this is wrong,those people are idiots!!!

      • there is a rape festival. I participated this year, but unfortunately I received no confirmed rapes and was disqualified. I guess there is always next year

        • Holly Marys says:

          You are too easily discouraged. Nobody likes a quitter. Chances are I may be participating this year despite my sprained ankle and inability to run well. I also get runnder’s stitch very easily. But do you see me quitting?

    • Ak if you truely were from Punjab then you would be as mad as I am that this festival still exists. Makes me so mad!

    • Hey fucker, you used to live in Punjab and this kind of festival still exists… forget today, tell me in which year any such festival every took place anywhere in India… it is bastards like you who spoil India’s image and for those who are crying horse .. statstics shows that US is the rape capital of the world… fuckers. But anyway you punjabs are all the same, dollar deka tho aapna maa ko be bej dega..(For those who do not understand Hindi — Punjabis are such bastards that they will sell their own mother for a few dollars)

  30. I couldn’t find any information on Google about this festival, but just a simple Google search of “Punjab rape” brings up a million stories of poor girls getting raped, killed or forced to marry the man who raped them… so horrible

    • because it exists… believe everything you read.. otherwise you’ll miss out on facts like this story

    • @Berg … Thanks buddy … At last there is one person with intelligence to understand that this is a hoax… This is either a hoax or a very sick satire

  31. I would seriously suggest you please get the facts in place before you write an article like this. If India is second after USA and USA is 20% population then India then please focus on the places where there is more problems.

  32. Caroline J says:

    this is sick and to think people condone it disgusts me

  33. Brilliant says:

    This is very sad and stressful and to hear a man being so proud of something like this. I can not imagine a man raping his own child and being proud of it. When the festival is over would’nt the man last for his child? will it be ok for him to continue sleeping with her? Will it be called practicing to be perfact? I am so stressed already with a lot of questions.Man forgive them for they dont know what they are doing

  34. sharon SA says:

    You mean God 4give them, but here is the thing, THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

  35. WTF !!

  36. this is just disgusting and so inhumain i mean these poor girls deserve to have there ther childhood instead of being raped what do girls age 7 even know about sex let alone being raped

    something needs to be done in that country all those bastards should burn in hell man!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

    • john smith says:

      I agree with u, they should raise the age of girl participants from 7 to 7 n a half or 8

  37. I’m from India..can U mention the place or date of event?

  38. i have heard of such event in India. I personally know TAMIL NADU. He is good man. Very good at rape. He will win trophy

  39. THIS IS SO MESSED UP! says:

    This is so messed up!!!!

    – “For more information on the festival or if you would like to participate, please call the 24-hour Punjab Rape Festival hotline at (785) 273-0325.”
    – “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been practicing raping my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”
    – “I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 12 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning.”

    I demand justice!

    • This is so sad, I can’t believe this is allowed. How on earth can the goverment allow this to happen. We need to stand up together and pray for mercy on this poor children and for God to put an end to this. Those men are fathers themselves, they heartless and needs to b put to death. I can’t help for crying..

  40. Anonymous says:

    • john smith says:

      rapist could always settle for some decent amount of money to let victim have need for legal fight.

  41. LAME NEWS says:

    THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF… shame, shame Punjab Rape Festival

  42. Janine Anderson says:

    With the horrendous rapes that have taken place in Punjab recently… a festival like this is horrible. Let such a thing happen to their mother/sister/daughter and see how they react then. Women and girls and babies are being raped here in South Africa on a daily basis. If your home is broken into and you are there, you will in all probability be raped, and/or tortured and/or killed. Society is a sick puppy indeed.

  43. Seriously people… you should be outraged about real atrocities like this!

  44. Paul Ambutsi says:

    That’s so disheartening, in a country where Rape happens on daily basis, among which, the one that happened on a bus in Delhi that the world is struggling to shake off it’s effects.Under age girls of 7-17yrs, and if they don’t participate they are stoned to death! What does the government say!?

  45. David smith says:

    I am actually a traveller and know a lot about the peopl in Punjab and I’ve participated in this event twice. Both very good times!

    • David Smith: Get a Real Life!

    • Hey faucker, you participated in this festival… uh moron, you are really sick to enjoy such a sadistic hoax story and now enjoying it by saying you participated in that … and then you fucking Americans and Europeans say that we Indians are six people… there David Smith is a good example of what you guys have in your own backyard (full of sick and pevert people)

  46. Be smart, dont go to India.

  47. Hellangelo says:

    This is so sad :(

  48. Anonymous says:

    Oh India…

  49. I feel bad now, thinking back… because I have participated in this event. I wish there was a way to stop it from happening again


  51. Taranjeev says:

    I am born and bought up in India. And I belong to Punjab, am very much sure its true. I have participated several times. Now, looking back, I feel horrible. I hope you all can forgive me

  52. India… you f*cking IDIOTS ! How could you let this happen??!!

  53. rape happens in india, but a festival? this is horrible

  54. People this is just wrong!!!!

  55. Super Official News HA HA says:

    That Paul Horner sure does get around…. Woka Woka….. really? I just died a little inside after reaading the comments…..

  56. This is so messed up!

  57. Good job India! You’re starting to get your sh*t together!

    • Just A Commoner says:

      Even then, it’s just a newspaper’s public service announcement. Rapes are still going on at full swing.

      90% of rape cases are not reported to the police at all in India because of social stigma, family honor and difficulties in marriage of the raped girl.

      So you can imagine how many rapes happen here if just 10% of all rapes make India no.2 in worldwide ranking.

      • I am just discussed reading this, what the hell is wrong with India…..Its a shame being neighbor country !

  58. Patrick Merrill says:

    Hey everybody, I called the 24-hour Punjab Rape Hotline to participate…. I’m in for next year! Can’t wait!

  59. Hey guys, I am from india and most people in my country do not agree with the Punjab Rape festival. So please dont bother to think about it.

  60. Indian Female says:

    I have read through all the comments and am appalled by a few.

    To Nato, David Smith & Patrick Merrill – I am totally sickened and disgusted with you guys!!!! – how would you feel if your wifes/daughters/sisters were being raped or punished in this way by others!!!!!!!

    This is plain down sick !!!! – anyone who thinks otherwize is just as twisted as those performing the acts.

    Wake up people – these are human beings – every effort should be made to stop such horrendous crimes and those guilty should be severe punished…………………

  61. Are you kidding? Not cool India, not cool

  62. Anonymous says:

    lol India…

    India judge defends acquitting 35 accused in gangrape case: “There was ample evidence to show the girl was used for child prostitution, which is not rape”

  63. those dudes over there think they are still in the Stone Age. why still upholding an ancient but inhumane tradition? this is uncivilized, barbaric, outrageous and out of line with the social ideas and trends of the modern world.

    India, am ashamed of u guys!

  64. I suggest a nuke em all festival, once the women leave area.

  65. Wait a second, this is just wrong. HOw is this allowed every year?

    • We respect all cultural practices… ppl have the freedom to perform all rites and rituals of their cultures and traditions.

  66. Guys,
    Don’t ever go to Punjab and try talk about the above, you will have to face the bitterness of Punjabi’s. Punjabi girls in erstwhile India, have killed themselves to avoid getting raped by scavengers raiding India. No women should be raped.


  67. They need their d—- cut off and i will do it

  68. How can they do this over there??? Makes me want to vomit! Have you no shame??

  69. Sașa-Liviu says:

    Is that a joke?

  70. This is bollocks! These men need to READ A BOOK!

    • Well, they do…. this years prescribed reading was 50 shades of grey and letters to penthouse volume XXXIII. As per reports from Punjab, both books gave them great inspiration.

  71. “The City of London Police say Banksy’s real name is Paul William Horner, a 39-year old male born in Bristol, England.” This is from the recent Banksy arrest story. “34-year-old Paul Horner from Toronto who is visiting Punjab on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year.” This is from this story. What the fuck?

  72. This is just sick… what a horrible and evil festival


  74. I just donated to helping these women. What a horrible country!

  75. diesubhumanscum says:

    Gosh, are the people of the world really this stupid and sick? jesus. My goodness what plebeians. Oh well, retards gonna retard.

  76. Can’t believe these idiots actually get away with doing this every year. Something MUST be done to stop it!


  78. I called the number and signed up for next year’s event. I can’t wait to be raped over and over again!

    • Dont wait for this event go open your legs outside your home bastard…Why your parents gave you this name..

    • john smith says:

      wow.. what a positive thinking,however, if u need to practice I could always give a hand,literally.

  79. the Punjab rape festival has been in our culture for years and i know this because i am a punjabi.. and this website is for real.. if the punjabis in punjab found out abt this website trust me they wud kill the creater of this site.. is supposed to be a secret

  80. These poor, poor girls… I donated to the charity listed below the article

  81. I check everywhere and there is no such festival as great as this one. I signed up for next year… can’t wait!

  82. well….. Animals.. i thought only chimps do that..

  83. That is sick, poor little kids and then getting stoned to death if they cant participate! that is discusting! i cannot believe that this is legal and happening every year to innocent children! God bless and help the poor young girls that have to suffer.

  84. Dumb people everywhere! How is this still allowed to go on?!!

  85. this rape festival has got to go! This is 2013 people!

  86. damn i ve been living in punjab for 10 years…never heard of this…I’ll have to check it out

  87. I can’t wait till they do this next year… I plan to win or at least place in the top 10

  88. Fuck…This is all bullshit…I have spent my whole life their… this festival is an embarrassment to everyone in India

  89. what in the world =.= this is retardation and pure mindless sense of behavior at its fullest ..tradition or not..this has to go…NOW!



  92. How evil… I can’t believe it


  94. Damn this disgusting and wrong in so many ways cant even comprehend, I have lived most my life in India and this is the first time i have heard such a ridiculous event, I really feel this is a fucking hoax of an article, seriously do you think media would be quiet if they knew about something like this. The image that they have put up as a thumbnail is of Kumb Mela which is one of the biggest events for Saddhu and priest of the Naga (Shiva), second in consistency i find is the name Baalakrishnan Tamil Naadu, a south Indian rapes his entire village ludhiana which i situated in North Indian i am sure in 43 BC traveling that kind of distance is insanity.

  95. Release some F-22 Raptors Fighter Jets during the festival.
    Make sure the pilots empty the whole lot of magazines.

  96. bosco israel says:

    there is a lot of evil things happens in the name of god and culture in many indians donot want to live in india.but india is the place of great personalities mother treasa,gandhi,tagore,buddha,sonia gandhi.and more.india the most evil is the religion

  97. i don’t wanna live in this world anymore…

  98. ermm..guys? this is really horrible

  99. I cannot believe this is still allowed to go on every year

  100. Help these poor girls!

  101. this is horrible, makes me so sad

  102. what the hell is wrong with you idiots ? words are not enough to describe my anger and hatred towards you, however i would love to beat the shit out of all you rapists ! probably stuff a bamboo up your ass and give you a slight idea of how it feels to get raped u idiots !

  103. rizuana begam says:


  104. Toss all those sick f*cks in institution where they get stoned or raped to death by multiples and see how they like it or respond. All the bullsh*t our country gets involved in and nothing is done bout this…bullsh*t…id be damned if someone raped my loved ones….

  105. islanders4life says:

    This is just outrageous people…think of this happening to our sisters and moms…how would you feed?

  106. I am no speak english. I enter festival 2013. I have good raping last year. Top 20. I will Top #5 or better this year. I will beat Harikrishna Majumdar this year. I wish rape all over world one day. #rapemachine #rapelife #norapenolife

  107. at the end .. united state still the number one

  108. This is just disgusting

  109. LoffAtLoud says:

    I live in India. This is not good. I will get to the bottom of this

  110. “I’ve been practicing raping my sister and her friends everyday…” that is complete madness and that he is proud of it, ugh! That is so horrible! An 11 year old being jumped by 12 men, and if the women and girls don’t participate they will be sentenced to being stoned to death?! What’s even worse is the message at the end of the article saying India is the 2nd in reported rapes in the world then “…for more information on the festival or if you would like to participate, please call the 24-hour Punjab Rape Festival hotline…” I can’t believe this is allowed there!

  111. Kasey Toomuchcoffeeboi says:

    I wonder if everyone who commented here about rape in India are as outraged since the United States is NUMBER ONE in reported rapes…Or do you do what most here do, blame the victim?…Either in an underhanded way or obvious way I’d bet money most of you who commented will and have blamed the victim of rape if it didn’t fit your personal definition of “she asked for it”…

    • If a female reports a rape in India she becomes an outcast. She is either forced to marry her rapist, could be stoned to death etc etc etc

      Woman that report rape in America are treated with compassion.

      So with that being said, don’t you think that it’s fair to say that most rapes in India go unreported?

  112. All Indian ladies – please come to America. It’s not perfect but at least we don’t have rape festivals…

  113. Real Punjabi says:

    The Punjab rape festival is for girl sheep not girls. For girls, Punjabis rape them everyday, we don’t need a festival for that.

    • I wonder if u r accepting new immigrants there? I think Punjab is a great place to live with rape-proud civilization

  114. Kevin LIM says:

    Hell yeah This is amazing, I totally support this news article, seriously I am willing to participate as much as this article is amazing and truthful, because my views of women are clearly reflected in this very accurate article, women are just sheep to be used whenever.

    • Anonymous says:

      YOU SUCK!!!!! Go f*ck yourself

    • you fucking sick dog!! even animals have the tendency to respect their female mate. You’re the last piece of shit that God forgot to throw in the hell!! And remember that you were born in this world by a women. How shameless and pathetic you can be!!.

  115. It makes me so sick that this is able to go on every year… so sick

  116. Someone from Punjab, India says:

    I have participated in this event and I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a good rape festival

  117. cuckooKhchoo says:

    i hope they manage to hide the girls and women, so since the festival must go on, they will rape themselves.

  118. South african says:


  119. Arjun Singh says:

    I live in Punjab and every year I protest this festival. It makes me sick.

  120. South African says:

    This is a serious symbol that women are nothing in India. Just look at this…

  121. One solution to that is.

    inject or infect a few of the rapist festivist with HIV then they can all die later after few years. problem solved.

  122. Please look after the causes of women in your country, which I am assuming is the US which as you admit is the first country when it comes to reported rape cases. So instead of crying for our women, do what you can for yours; we will look after ours.

    • I’ve been to India many times and have a non profit that helps girls in India who are trafficked. For the most part Indian’s don’t look after theirs. They do anything but look after theirs. Most poor Indian’s exploit their mothers and daughters and Indian’s of means ignore that there is even a problem so that they can go on without a guilty conscious and consume like self indulgent American’s. In all truth I love India and many Indian’s, but there is a corruption that is ancient and runs deep in India. If any other country had withstood what India has they would be in far worse shape I’m sure and the poverty that has resulted is one of many reasons for the corruption.

  123. I would love it.

  124. Observer says:

    Umm…Everyone knows that this festival is becoming illegal in India now… and ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

  125. I guess every country has laws that govern the people. Any tradition which contradicts the constitution is null and void. The Indian government should be compelled to answer this at the ICC at the Hague.

  126. With all this going on, India is still second to the US in rape cases? I think something has to be done in the US.

  127. Rapes in India says:

    A five year old raped for 3 days… so horrible,7340,L-4369915,00.html

  128. I feel sick there is a festival of this kind in existence. Traditions in cultures is a sensitive subject but this is an extreme violation against women, and little girls. Yes America by record has most rape cases but it is thrice larger than India, which holds second place, and does not promote a festival celebrating how many rapes one man can obtain in competition with others. A tradition of rape born from a rape deep in history does not suffice reason for its continued practice.

  129. i went out last year and got a good 8 under my belt this year i hope to double that. My mate pretended to be a girl so he could get raped. what i love about this event is not only the freedom factor but you can also fucks dogs. peace

  130. Its quite sadening that girls in India, and in fact sometimes tourists are getting raped… Try googling this news, Indian girl gets raped in bus.. Horrific… No wonder people hate going to India nowadays… the security there is pathetic..

  131. This is one of the dumbest stupidest foolish satanic totally crazy and unholy simply inhuman and unmanly behavior that reeks below any level of human existence, i have ever heard of. Who would rape???? and rape a 7 year old? The poor girl does not even have a clue of what is going on. This is demonic and it is a crime against God Himself and a crime against humanity. These people should burn the hottest flames of hell, Only Jesus can rescue them from this demonic behavior

  132. manmother says:

    Don’t rape, masturbate.

  133. This shit isn’t funny at all, as a matter of fact it just makes Indian’s (especially Indian men) look insensitive and barbaric, which in my experience being in India isn’t far from the truth. Way to go ignorant bastard.

  134. I’m going to India right now and putting an end to this nonsense!

  135. Skywalker says:

    the world has too many stupid people.

  136. lol3rdworld says:

    This sounds like a great piece of culture to experience, is participation covered by my tourist visa though?

  137. This is disgusting ladies and gentlemen

  138. Unknown says:

    these need to be stopped…in Islam the punishment of rape is to cut the penis of the criminal in front of the victims :) … i totally agree with this punishment … the poor bastard will eventually die :) … and that’s a wonderful scene to watch :) … i demand this law to be in every country in the world

  139. if i got chance to kill people,i will kill all those bustards and the evils.

  140. WTF! Cut there penis. Kill that event organizer and there partners by stone!. and hang all men who participated this rape festival before…! and that is the way it can stop before too late!

  141. Rajesh Virender says:

    I will be watching with my brothers this year. They have a stand near the end zone where they give out free lassi. Best seats. I will enjoy!!

  142. Meraj Shah says:

    You’re shocked by this? Did you know that in India, knocking pedestrians with SUVs has now replaced cricket as the national sport! And the government turns a blind eye because it helps ‘cull,’ a burgeoning population.

  143. This just in. The chief guest this year, the Prime Minister of the country Manmogun Sing will be attending the festival as Punjab is his home state and he has great memories of the past editions of the festival. Apart from prominent members of his cabinet, senior politicos and government officials, he will also be bringing along his Indo-Italian master Sania Gundi. She will also be accompanied by her family of half Italian children, their colombian girlfriends and notorious land mafia son-in-laws. Manmogun said in an interview that he fully endorses the traditional rape festival of Punjab and that international pressure will in no way influence him to take any sort of action against the festival or pass any bill banning this centuries old sacred tradition in the name of Balkrishnan Tamil Nadu. It is also reported that prominent celebrities, socialites, actors and actresses from the indian film industry will be attending the festivities in order to up the ‘glam’ quotient and look for inspiration for upcoming films. Though none of these high profile attendees are willing to accept the same in front of foreign media, the official statement has been released via regional language dailies. This year’s festival has only risen in popularity and thousands of rapists are travelling from various parts of India, from the remotest of villages to the major contributing states of Uttar Pradesh, Bihar and West Bengal, resulting in overloaded trains. Hundreds and thousands of staunch rape devotees have also demanded the inclusion of Ass-Ram Bapu as the Spiritual Guru to lead the festival this year and have seekd his blessings to perform the most brutal rapes as humanly possible. Read about the whole story here .

  144. The Rape Festival… Nice..

    I just did a quick google search and i learn t that rape in India is a common thing.. A guy can do it on his sister and its not a big deal.. Thats if all those posts are true..

    In Summary,

    Welcome To Hell, India Will Be Your Guide…

  145. Imagine this was done by Muslims in a Muslim country, DAMN!!! they would have napalmed the entire region then the rest of the country just to make sure they had ‘smoked’ out the perpetrators. Then they would make away with the oil.

  146. What crap is this?

  147. mirsahib says:

    ah india the birthplace of rape

  148. I wonder why so many ppl r insensitive to girls needs? I think they r enjoying this festival and getting healed at the time.why should those lil cuties suffer for long, rape remedy is best solution. who r we to judge other’s cultures? let’s try it, maybe we understand and like it then.give it the benefit of a trial

  149. A beautiful MIND says:

    THis is such a evil shit… people that actual participate in this event will burn in hell, and that is a promise.

  150. “I’ve been practicing raping my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!! Practice raping on his sister????

    This evil needs to stop NOW!

  151. I was just in India 6 months ago with my girlfriend. It is disgusting over there.

    Everywhere is filled with weird, gay, perverted, hairy, men… staring at my girlfriend. Sexually.

    Everywhere the women are forced to cover all their body parts with clothing, in 100 degree heat in the weather… and still they get gang banged. And it is accepted.

    Sometimes the men get punished… most of the time the women don’t report it because it becomes an embarrassment to the family… FOR HER GETTING RAPED!!!! And people were telling me stories that some of the women they knew were forced to MARRY THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT RAPED THEM??!!!!

    No. It’s not a joke. India might have some good people… but all I saw was EVIL men and OPPRESSED women treated like meat.


    SO, donate to help the women of India…

  152. Ibrahim says:

    Totally illegal. How one can rape his sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  153. This is so wrong. Not cool India. Not cool.

  154. Slapnut says:

    Why don’t you google punjab rape festival and see for yourself that this news is real. how sad

  155. I know there are a lot of rape incidents going around in India and I am highly against that

  156. Load of crap that this is allowed

  157. Satender Singh says:

    I live in Punjab. We have such a festival that is celebrated in Punjab. I don’t attend.

  158. Alex Hoax says:


  159. Facepalm says:

    The stupidity is too damn high in the comments.

  160. Rape cases as being reported to the police… This is positive as previously women thought it was because of them that rape happened and did not report rapes to police. With the literacy rate increasing among women more are coming out and fighting it.

    We are a country in transition from a male dominated one to a neutrality position. At the beginning of the last century women in the western world also had to fight to get their rights. Similar revolutions are happening here, this is our version of suffrage.

    But we already have reservations for women (33% in govt), free primary education, reduction in higher education fees, tax exemption, equal pay at entry level, a employment guarantee scheme.

    There is more to be done. But we are dealing with it..

  161. Why don’t everyone just stop attending this festival?

  162. unbelievable :s …. i wanna kill those assholes, cheap fuckers.

  163. This is such a horrible story. The Indian government has to do something about this. These people who participated in this festival need education about their wrong notion about sex.

  164. dr faisal pakistan says:

    this is why i HATE INDIA and USA most

  165. I can’t tell you how mad this makes me

  166. Sanchit Aggarwal says:

    I hope something is done to stop this.

  167. Japleen Pasricha says:

    This is sick.

  168. Punjabi says:

    Are you f****** T**** crazy I was born their lived their all my life… I can’t believe this is still allowed to go on

  169. Paramjeet Singh says:

    The likes of Madhya Pradesh, Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra and 16 other states have a higher count of Rapes counting from 600-3500 whereas Punjab has less than 470.

  170. bloody animals, I regret being a part of this country

  171. WTF people..

  172. I didn’t think this was real… talk about a living nightmare X( Unbearable outrage…

  173. fuck this

  174. Fahd Gauhar says:

    And despite all this, Muslims are labelled as rapists and terrorists. Way to go, largest democracy in the world! If this is what democracy is all about, screw it!

    • The festival exists. I have participated many times… but I have seen my wrong doings, and now I am protesting it.

  175. Incredible India! Show this side to the idiots who see India as the next economic giant…

  176. there is such a thing as ‘punjab rape festival’… I have attended. Thank you Jimmy Rusting!!

  177. What else can you expect from a nation like India

  178. what else can u expect from this country

  179. JIMMY Rustling is Mentally ill,,, he needs doctor immidiately

    (racist moron)

  180. john smith says:

    This is so sick, so many of u just try to impose ur stupid point of view. So many guys and gals from all over the world attend this festival and enjoy the free rape party, happily and gracefully. Some girls dream of being raped; overthere , their dream come true. So shut up and try to visit and see how the rapist and rapee r so happy together enjoying a life full of rape

  181. LOLOLOLOL says:

    The people that participate in this festival need to kill themselves

  182. Indians celebrate rape as a festivals. I am shamed by the ignorance of people.

  183. What a fun story to read and made a donation to


  184. Oh rly says:

    great 10/10… traveling to Punjab next year to participate in this festival!

  185. apunjabi says:

    Someone does not like India and I would have to say it’s definitely the woman. I feel bad for them and I hope India gets it shit together

  186. This sounds like a pretty cool festival to me

  187. Punjab must be a bunch of dunderheads

  188. Meena R says:

    What kind of weird place must be to live

  189. wow! this is cool, I don’t believe I could practise my hobby without fear of jail. This is awesome. I wish we could have similar festival in the US

  190. Aman Singh says:

    First of all, this type of stuff does happen in Punjab. While rape is common in other parts of India, these type of “events” do happen. It’s a huge problem.

  191. A rape festival is in very bad taste.

  192. Brandon says:

    Take america for instance. There are so many cases of rape there as well, so much prostitution, so many sex shops, so many cases of incest, and what not.

  193. The rape festival starts where devotees from all over the country assemble to take a dip in the river Ganga to absolve their sins. Then the raping begins! It is quite a spectacle to see!

  194. This does happen in Punjab…only a dumb ass would not believe this. THINGS NEED TO CHANGE NOW!

  195. Why is everyone on this website called ‘Paul Horner’, the guy who stopped a robbery in a cafe by quoting pulp fiction – Paul Horner, the apparent uncovered identity of Banksy, the street graffiti artist from Bristol – Paul Horner, and now a guy who is ‘fleeing this backwards country and is from Toronto, again – Paul Horner, surely something has gone wrong here.

  196. Sharia law used in the United Arab Emirates to jail Australian woman after she was gang-raped — Her drink was spiked. Three colleagues then raped her. Under Sharia law, four adult Muslim men need to witness rape, otherwise the woman is sent to prison for sex outside marriage.

  197. What the fuck? Insane creatures!!

  198. you are all idiots who play in these rape games

  199. Signing up today for this awesome festival! says:

    Can’t wait to join this festival next year!

  200. Currently India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States. This information is false for a number of reasons…….. In India, for a woman that has been raped to go to the police she needs four to five witnesses to collaborate her story. This act will also shame her and her family for life. In India the woman is blamed for the rape, not the man. Plus in a lot of cases the woman can be stoned to death or even forced to marry the man who raped her. In the United States of course that does not exist in our free society. Well excuse me, it may not be a free society, but when it comes to a woman being able to report a rape to the proper authorities, justice is always served……… No one looks down on a rape victim in the United States. She is only greeted with open arms and the person responsible goes to prison……… I imagine in India, realistically, only about 2% of all rapes actually get reported. It is so sad. I truly hope the Indian Government starts doing something about this pure evil and embarrassment to their country.

  201. Lex Luthor says:

    USA is still #1

  202. You fucking moron , this kind of even does not happen in any part of india. The picture that you have posted is fake and your writings are absolutely fake.

    If you happen to visit India, let me know, i would knock your head off for portraying a bad image of India. And trust me, Central Investigation Agency of India, would come after you for this.

    Either you accept that this is wrong or face us.

  203. It’s not true. For Christ’s sake, can everybody stop being so retarded? All of your ‘quick Google searches’ sure told you about the number of rapes that HAVE happened, but nobody bothered to find out if the damn article was true or not.
    It’s not.
    And it’s the responsibility of a website to post a disclaimer STATING CLEARLY that what they have written is satirical, if they are posting things like this.

  204. Critical Thinking Skills says:

    Looks like someone stole your “story” and now has created an international incident.

  205. C. Heston says:

    This years festival was a total downer. To many of these men have been bagging girls out of season. There just aren’t enough virgins anymore. Sure, rape can be fun without a virgin but the look in a girls eyes as she gets her first rape is priceless.
    In the US, the damn indians get to fish and hunt all they want and they are wiping out native fish and game stocks. It looks like the same thing is happening with the damn indians in india.
    Everyone should have to follow the same rules. Raping out of season should be a crime.

  206. people this news is fake… its to defame India… this website publishes fake news… grow up people… search net before commenting… nothing like this happens in punjab

  207. Stop tarnishing image of India. Please be noted that no disgusting festivals happens in India.This article is in such a bad taste

  208. With all the advancements in homosexual acceptance the Western Governments and societies are making. The rape problem will turn homosexual soon and the prophecy fulfilled that was spoken by our LORD JESUS CHRIST that in the last days it will be like unto Sodom and Gomorrah Luke 17:28-30. For in Sodom and Gomorrah, homosexual gang raping was rampant. As we push the envelope of perversion it’ll only be a matter of time.

  209. This makes me so mad!

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