How to Find Safe and Legitimate Debt Relief Programs Online?

The most frightening experience of your life can be when you find mounting debts growing in your life. That is where you should immediately seek help and opt for professional debt relief companies to reduce debts. When you start struggling to pay the minimum payments on your unsecured debts, this is the right time for […]

Looking For Checking And Saving Accounts

Going through a divorce can prove emotionally and physically grueling. However, if you arm yourself with information, you can make sure to protect your own rights and to avoid getting blindsided by unexpected events. A background check can help you discover hidden assets, learn about your ex-spouse’s past, research your ex-spouse’s new love interest, and […]

Pros and Cons of Marrying a Russian Woman

Russian women drawn attention of western men for quite a long time, but only after the fall of the Soviet regime, men got the chance to get to know those gorgeous females better. Since the arrival of online dating services, a lot of western men got crazed on the idea of dating and marrying a […]

Loan Management Solutions

Property Considerations There are a lot of ups and downs when it comes to managing property; one of the most annoying is that of initial property creation. For example, if you’re a successful sporting goods store and you want to make an expansion, the cost of the expansion may be more than existing available revenue. […]

Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested At Art Exhibit Today In Palestine Today; Identity Revealed – Being Held Without Bond

Bethlehem, Palestine (AP) — The elusive graffiti artist, painter, political activist and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by Palestine Police. After hours of questioning the suspect and a raid of his London art studio by police, his true name and identity […]

Loans- Personal Checklist for Finding a Loan

Taking out a loan is a major decision and commitment. There are several advantages of taking one but you need to note that signing an agreement means that you will be committed to it. You subscribe to the repayment terms and you are bound to this pledge until you pay back the entire amount that […]

Factors that Determine Personal Loan Eligibility

You could be thinking of taking out a personal loan for paying the expenses of a special vacation, a wedding, or debt consolidation. No matter what the reason is for you to seek personal loans, it is heartening to note that there is a broad spectrum of personal loan options available in the market today […]

Business Debt Settlement – What Do You Need to Know When Availing Loans?

Efficient management of debts and finances is essential in running a small business. Whether your business is a start-up or in growth-mode, lack of adequate capital may result in disasters. Business owners may seek finances through many cash advance options like bank loans, credit cards, and other lines-of-credit. It is not necessarily unusual for businesses […]

Set the Right Expectations About Debt Consolidation

Credit scores matter a lot for business owners because they have to avail loans for business quite frequently. No matter how much you may dislike the idea of taking loans, if you are into business, you need funding, and loans are the best way to obtain it. However, it is never an easy task to […]

Some suitable reliefs for Debt consolidation

Debt is a liability which a businessman takes to manage the operations of the business.  The liabilities ranging from payment of wages and salaries to employees to repayment of the loan amount to financial institutions come under the term debt.   The business should be in operation mode continuously.  Only then the liabilities can be repaid […]

MORE SUPER OFFICIAL NEWS

>> CLICK HERE
>> SUPER OFFICIAL BREAKING NEWS:
[Updated 03-18-14] News that Fred Phelps with the Westboro Baptist Church finally dieing is fantastic! It does not matter what your beliefs are in anything, all this guy did was bad. He tried to stop love by spreading hate. And he did. People hate Fred Phelps. But now, and hopefully soon, this pure evil will be gone from the planet. That is great news!

The 4th of July celebrates a victory over an oppressive government. Right now it seems like we're in the same position we were in before, but a lot worse.

The corrupt banking system, unnecessary wars, the 1% in total power, Wall Street, unemployment, the recession, the debt, whistleblowers getting locked up, the Federal Reserve, huge corporations buying politicians, Drones, TSA, NDAA, NWO, PRISM and the NSA... just to name a few.

This country needs a new 4th of July.

[Updated 06-26-13] My hero, Edward Snowden, current hide-and-seek champion of the world. Click here for full image!

[Updated 06-24-13] Oh wow, George Zimmerman quit his job and even resigned from the Men's Wearhouse board of directors. I didn't even know that was the same guy. I wonder if his last words to Trayvon Martin were, "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it."

On a somewhat related note: To the 8th grade girl that sat behind me in English class when I lived in Minnesota who I talked to once which included the exact six words, "Can I please borrow a pencil?" I'm friends with you on here for some reason. So please get super offended by the above joke and delete me. Thank you so much!

[Updated 06-17-13] This is Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin's new movement to inform the general public about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. If it can save just one soul, this multi-million dollar ad campaign will be worth it! Click here to see one of their first nationwide ads.

[Updated 06-05-13] New Study Proves Global Climate Change Is Linked Directly To Masturbation!

A recent study by the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow has revealed that masturbation is the primary cause for warming, rising sea levels, and an increase in severe weather.

Masturbation causes friction and heavy breathing, both result in heat and CO2 emissions. The Semen result from masturbation runs to the oceans where it sinks to the bottoms forever raising the sea level.

For more information on this groundbreaking find, please visit STOP Masturbation NOW. It is never too late to stop masturbating and save this planet before it turns into a flaming, molten lava fireball of terror and destruction that will kill us all.

[Updated 05-25-13] COMING SOON! Super Official News Presents: Twenty Slow News Days. Available for download on iPad, iPod, iPhone, Kindle etc. This will be the best book you have ever read in your entire life. To view a full size of the cover, click here.

[Updated 04-15-13] Welcome to the new members of the Super Official Action News Team! Of course you already know Blaine Anderson (center), but now joining him will be Nathan McDaniels (left) and Dariusz Krawczyk (right). Welcome aboard new team members! Lets make Super Official News the most super and official news site on the planet!

[Updated 04-11-13] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! We raised the $10,000,000 ransom that was demanded by North Korea for the safe release of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin! Thanks to your tax payer dollars, Fappy® is now a free dolphin! Fappy® says it was a long 7 days being held captive without food or water but he's looking forward to being in Seattle, Washington on April 12th. While there he will be speaking with various elementary schools in the area about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. Fappy® only has 20 cities left on his 31-city nationwide anti-masturbation school tour. If your school would like Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin to speak to your students please contact us immediately as spaces are extremely limited. Praise Fappy®!

[Updated 04-04-13] We have just received word from Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin in North Korea. The conversation was brief, but apparently Dennis Rodman is planning to team up with Kim Jung Un to rule the world. It is still unclear what their policies on masturbation will be, but Fappy® will definitely get to the bottom of this mess. In the meantime, please take two seconds and sign the following petition to help us deport Dennis Rodman from the United States. Thank you!

>> CLICK HERE FOR MORE FUNNY NEWS