Super Official Favorite News

These are my favorite articles on the website, in no particular order, according to me. Enjoy!

> Local Man Stops Robbery By Quoting Pulp Fiction

> SMG Says Super Bowl Blackout Was Prank Played By Employee

> BREAKING NEWS: It’s Snowing In The Northeast, Again

> Man Who Determined Ice Cube’s “Good Day” Awarded Nation’s Highest Medal

> Banksy Arrested In London, Identity Revealed

> DEA Chief Dodges More Questions Friday At Her Own Mental Health Screening

> Gay Zombie Attack In Louisiana From Bath Salts Leaves 7 Dead

> Man Not Guilty in Killing Wife Over Too Many Facebook Game Requests

> Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour

> TSA Now Offering Free Gift With All Full Body Cavity Searches

> Details Of The 5-Year Marriage Contract Between Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

> Facebook Launches New Gold Account Program For $9.95/month

> Announced – The Big Lebowski 2: The Dude Goes To Washington

> Bill Murray Performs Heimlich Maneuver, Saves Choking Man At Lunch

> Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally

> New Craze In Louisiana Called ‘Whipping’ Has Arrests At An All-Time High

> The Punjab Rape Festival In India Begins This Week

> Obama Says He Will Free The Sh*t Out Of Australia After Trillions Of Dollars Of Oil Has Been Discovered

> Teacher Fired After Telling 1st Graders That Santa, Easter Bunny And Tooth Fairy Do Not Exist

> Is Sarah Jessica Parker A Horse Trotting Around In A Human Body? You Be The Judge!

> The New Mayan Calendar Goes On Sale December 21st!

> 9Gag Suing Reddit For 50 Million Dollars

> Applebee’s In Laveen Arizona Announces New & Exciting Changes!

> Fuck Mitt Romney.

> Lay’s® Announces Top 3 Finalists For The Million Dollar Prize In The LAY’S® Do Us A Flavor™ Contest

> Mitt Romney Inspires 47% Of Americans Not To Be Losers Anymore

> Bill Murray Shows Up In Phoenix: Kicks Off Party Crashing Tour With A Bang

> Bill Murray Announces Party Crashing Tour

> Obama Signs NTACT Into Law: Allows Waterboarding Marijuana Users

> New ‘Work to Fly’ Program Sponsored by Mitt Romney

> Maryland’s $640 Million Mega Millions Winner Comes Forward

> Bill Murray Signs On For Ghostbusters 3

> About: Bill Murray Signs On For Ghostbusters 3

I hope you enjoy reading these funny news stories as much as I enjoyed writing them! Do you not see an article that you think should be on this list? Contact me!

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