These are my favorite articles on the website, in no particular order, according to me. Enjoy!
> Local Man Stops Robbery By Quoting Pulp Fiction
> SMG Says Super Bowl Blackout Was Prank Played By Employee
> BREAKING NEWS: It’s Snowing In The Northeast, Again
> Man Who Determined Ice Cube’s “Good Day” Awarded Nation’s Highest Medal
> Banksy Arrested In London, Identity Revealed
> DEA Chief Dodges More Questions Friday At Her Own Mental Health Screening
> Gay Zombie Attack In Louisiana From Bath Salts Leaves 7 Dead
> Man Not Guilty in Killing Wife Over Too Many Facebook Game Requests
> Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour
> TSA Now Offering Free Gift With All Full Body Cavity Searches
> Details Of The 5-Year Marriage Contract Between Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
> Facebook Launches New Gold Account Program For $9.95/month
> Announced – The Big Lebowski 2: The Dude Goes To Washington
> Bill Murray Performs Heimlich Maneuver, Saves Choking Man At Lunch
> Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally
> New Craze In Louisiana Called ‘Whipping’ Has Arrests At An All-Time High
> The Punjab Rape Festival In India Begins This Week
> Teacher Fired After Telling 1st Graders That Santa, Easter Bunny And Tooth Fairy Do Not Exist
> Is Sarah Jessica Parker A Horse Trotting Around In A Human Body? You Be The Judge!
> The New Mayan Calendar Goes On Sale December 21st!
> 9Gag Suing Reddit For 50 Million Dollars
> Applebee’s In Laveen Arizona Announces New & Exciting Changes!
> Lay’s® Announces Top 3 Finalists For The Million Dollar Prize In The LAY’S® Do Us A Flavor™ Contest
> Mitt Romney Inspires 47% Of Americans Not To Be Losers Anymore
> Bill Murray Shows Up In Phoenix: Kicks Off Party Crashing Tour With A Bang
> Bill Murray Announces Party Crashing Tour
> Obama Signs NTACT Into Law: Allows Waterboarding Marijuana Users
> New ‘Work to Fly’ Program Sponsored by Mitt Romney
> Maryland’s $640 Million Mega Millions Winner Comes Forward
I hope you enjoy reading these funny news stories as much as I enjoyed writing them! Do you not see an article that you think should be on this list? Contact me!
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