The Scariest Movie I’ve Ever Seen

Scariest movie I've ever seenLast night I watched the most f*cked up scary movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I don’t usually watch horror movies, they’re not really my thing, but I was told by some friends to check this one out because they thought I’d like it. So, let me try and summarize this hell demon of a movie the best I can.

The movie is about a guy that runs this warehouse with all these different types of torture devices. The guy is so evil. He prides himself of testing individuals and their morals. If they pass his tests, they can leave. If they don’t, they are subjected to the worse types of torture that you could ever imagine. And this guy has been doing this for years and has never gotten caught. I think it’s because he hides in plain site, so no one actually knows what he’s really up to. It’s kind of like the movie SAW but a hundred times worse because it’s not just this one evil guy, he has also amassed a crew that could be up to a hundred members or so. They are all dressed up in creepy uniforms with painted faces, to help him get rid of the bodies. They are like a cult, that does these weird chants, and he is their cult leader. For one punishment he blew up this girl’s body as big as a small car. Oh it was so horrible!

At the very end, the final test for this one kid is to give back his possession that was given to him by the madman to this double operative that actually works for the factory (MIND=BLOWN). As a reward the madman doesn’t kill this kid named Charlie, he gives him his factory of torture and and his entire candy empire. Then they fly off through a glass roof in a magic spaceship elevator. I just know I’m going to have nightmares for months now.


  1. What is the name of the movie?

  2. What is the name of the movie? Are you fucking retarded?

  3. And no, “Are you fucking retarded” is NOT the name of the movie, retard

  4. Or as Zach Galifianakis would say, “Ra-tard”

  5. the movie is called Hostel

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