“What kind of stupid news reporting is this?”
“You suck and so does this site.”
“F*ck you for wasting my time as*hole.”
“This site should be shut down.”
“The person who did this hoax is not funny and Lay’s should be suing them.”
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“If you think you are being funny, I want to tell you that you are not. Good day!”
“Shenanigans like this discredit you as a news source.”
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“You are a jackass”
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“Every time I read a story from this super official news I question the authenticity of the story. Some of them seem possible but the Joe Arpio zombie bath salt task force story seems a little far fetched.”
“I actually cannot believe how stupid people are. Reading the comments on some of these stories has made me quite sad. Way to round up all of the village idiots, Super Official News.”
“Forget the Onion – you have what it takes to get into the mainstream!”
“Paul Horner is a genius! I love your sense of humor! And I hope The Onion DOES discover you! (caps are for emphasis)”
“Wow, you guys just out-Onioned the Onion. The comments on this site are priceless.”
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