Jimmy Rustling

Born at an early age, Jimmy Rustling has found solace and comfort knowing that his humble actions have made this multiverse a better place for every man, woman and child ever known to exist.

How to deal with Assignments

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Making homework is an important consideration that one must have to accomplish. For this reason, assignment must have a credible source for the students to improve their home work’s credibility to their teachers or professors. Dealing with assignments are sometimes challenging because you have to ensure that you are following the instruction before submitting the whole paper to the subject. As a student, finding the right way to improve the reliability of the assignment enhances interesting points that can be incorporated with the subject matter. This is why there are journals available online to provide students an outlet to have a reference to support their claims. This paper aims to discuss the significance of sites that deal with assignments. It seeks to find out sites that provides helpful applications for students who wants to claim high grades.

Sites to deal with assignments are reputable websites so that it will help students to correspond their arguments from reliable websites that contains fruitful information. Journals websites provides essential information for the students to use it as their reference to improve the judgment of their assignments. For this reason, students can be able to discuss and expound their answers while taking time to accomplish the requirements by their respective instructors. Journals are set of researched materials by various authors from different varieties of discipline to allow other researchers to have a reliable source of information to support their argument. Each journal has their respective volumes and numbers as based from category, date of publication, and the field of study. As a result, journal’s increase the probability of the students to garner a high score to their subject matter.

Official news websites are regarded as important for the reason that they provide fresh information in order to stimulate the inquisitive minds of the audience. There are both local and international news networks that regularly update their websites by installing new applications that enable individuals to become aware about the recent events that are happening across the community. News websites can be accessed directly through their main webpages for as long as there is an internet connection through the internet. Websites can also be accessed through social media websites where they post their articles and other relevant reading materials for the students to take their assignments. The names of the news reporters responsible for reporting the article or the story can be used as the main source of information that will be included into the reference page of the assignment.

Other than news websites, Google books from reputable sources are recommended for the students who are looking for reputable sources. Google books contain actual authors who published their write-ups online so that they can share essential information for their readers. This is acceptable to various academic institutions for the reason that the source taken from Google books came from sources that presents an actual discussion that is relevant to the assignment. The content shown from this online source is presenting the actual page that states an argument that is relevant to the main subject of discussion, which could be cited from the assignment of the student. In this case, the student will not be at risk for being ethically or criminally from any violations such as plagiarism, which is a serious offense that might cause the enrollment contract of the student to be deferred.

It is important to know the sites that should not deal with students when accomplishing their projects that do not come from a reputable source. There are blog sites that provide essential information; however, the credibility of the source is not acceptable because it is written by an unknown author. The anonymity of the blogs is sometimes not recommended by academic institutions because the contents are just made up of pure analysis or personal reflections without crediting sources of their main argument. Forums are not recommended to be used to deal with making assignments because all information does not come from a reputable websites that makes the forum ineligible to be used as an important source of information. Sources from social media websites are prohibited because there are manipulative contents created by anonymous users that distort the real essence of the source. Phrases and implied ideas by social media users are not recommended to be used as sources because there are no credibility as well as reliability to support claims online.

The realization of using reputable websites for students are journals, news articles, and Google Books that outsources published materials to help improve the credibility of assignments by sourcing it. As a student, it is important to consider your discipline for being dedicated to accomplish any academic requirements without using sources that does not support the claims of the discussion. Assignments are critical for weighing the percentage of class standing for each student who wants to improve their academic performance. Being responsible for passing assignments that contains high-quality materials are important to prevent being involved in ethical related misconduct that could cost you your academic degree.

Hiring a Van for Your New Business: 4 Points to Consider

Choosing a van hire company to rent a vehicle isn’t easy as there are many options available regardless of where you are in the country. Most van rental businesses are reliable but, unfortunately, there are those out there that can’t fulfill your requirements. If you need to hire a van for your new business but you’re unsure of what company you want to handle your requirements, have a look at some of the below points to consider before signing any van hire contract.

1. Does the Van Hire Business Give You Access to Other Vehicles?

If you look at van hire Coventry for your van hiring needs, you’ll see that they offer thousands of different vans for different purposes. When hiring a van always make sure the company has other options for you in the future in case your needs change. A lot of businesses provide other types of vehicles for you to choose from, so if the needs of your business change, you’ll be able to adapt to another vehicle.

2. What Costs Are Covered?

Any good van hire company will not only cover the costs of any repairs to the van if needed but they’ll also offer breakdown cover should you experience any problems on the road. MOTs and services will also likely be free and the only cost that you need to cover is for the van hire itself. Look for a company that offers flat fees for van hire, or at least a company that keeps the charges simple so your business finances are kept in order.

3. Are Breakdowns Covered?

You’ll be surprised by how many hire van businesses don’t cover breakdown costs and you’ll have to either use your own cover or get your vehicle to a garage on your own terms. Most businesses offer this cover as standard, but always check to make sure you’re covered in case anything goes wrong. Van hire businesses will always offer presentable vehicles in excellent condition, but vehicles can suffer from mechanical problems regardless of how well maintained or new they are, so it’s always worth considering.

4. How Long Is the Contract?

Depending on the van hire company will depend on the contract lengths they offer. Some businesses will let you hire a vehicle for a day or two whereas commercial van hire companies may require you to have a contract in place to use the vehicle for a year or so. Only hire a van if it suits your terms and be careful not to sign any contracts if you feel your needs might change in future.

Hiring a van from a reputable company doesn’t have to be hard and if you look at online reviews and research a business in detail you’ll likely be in the right hands. Try and hire a van from a local company so you can get help and advice whenever you need it and you’ll find you can’t go far wrong.

 

Hearthstone: How It Became a Popular Game

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What is Hearthstone?

Hearthstone is a Blizzard card game. It’s a one versus one game where each player chooses a character from the World of Warcraft lore.

Each character has their style of cards (each character has an amount of cards that other characters don’t have access to), but players can choose from standard cards as well. Their decks consist of thirty cards each.

Cards can be either minions or spells. Each player starts with thirty points of health, and one mana crystal. With each passing round, they can get up to ten mana crystals. Playing a card will drain your mana crystals depending on the cards costs.

When a player reaches 0 points in health, he dies. If he loses all his cards, with every passing round, his life is drained, and the damage inflicted increases gradually. Example: on the first round with 0 cards in the deck, you -1 point off your health, on the second round you hagve -2 points, in the third round -3 points, and so on.

So Why Is Hearthstone Such a Popular Game?

A good reason for Hearthstone’s rising popularity in the Esports world is the fact that the game has all the competitive elements. It requires a good read of your opponent, and there is an element of gambling in it. The mechanics are tight, and the matches can be impressive.

Besides being a Blizzard product, which helps the game reputation, it is also considered one of the best card games out there. It’s the most popular card game in Esports, maybe the only Esports card game, at least on this level.

Hearthstone players and fans are always focused on Hearthstone pro players like Kripparian, Amaz, Savjz, Reynad and the list can go on and on. That means a lot of income for streamers, game developers, and tournament organizers.

Should I Try Betting on Heartstone?

Betting on Hearthstone matches is tricky, but it can be done. The biggest reason why betting on such a game can be difficult is that it has a system called RNG.

RNG stands for random number generator which represents the chances of getting a good card or a bad card in different situations. No matter the level of skill that a player possesses, he can be defeated if he gets negative RNG. It’s basically luck or a system that dictates the randomness of how the cards affect the players.

Hearthstone tournaments are usually organized by Blizzard and are not as big as other Esports games, but they do attract a big number of viewers over the stream.

Conclusion

Hearthstone is a breath of fresh air in the Esports community, bringing a new genre to the table. Also, if you are tired of betting sites with poor user interface and lots of bugs, try this new betting site: http://www.gg.bet/en/counter-strike/. Just enter the site and choose the Hearthstone option and you are good to go!

Atheist Mayor Jails & Suspends Firefighter For Praying At Scene Of Fire

DEQUINCY, LA (AP) — This morning, a small town in Louisiana jailed one of its firefighters for 30-days for praying at the scene of a fire. 39-year-old Ronnie Edwards, who has been with the DeQuincy Fire Department since he was 21, was also suspended from work without pay.

“I just do what our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ, would do,” Edwards told local DeQuincy news station DQLA6. “It’s not about me, it’s about spreading his message, you know? He works through me, I’m just fortunate enough to be part of that.”

According to sources within the DeQuincy Fire Department, Edwards, known to locals as “The Praying Fireman”, has been praying at the scene of fires since he joined the department in 1998, and it is only recently that the ritual has become an issue.



“Ronnie [Edwards] would always pray after we put out a fire, most of the time in the front yard or something,” fellow firefighter Eugene Ketchum said. “It never really bothered anyone, it was just something he did. We put our lives on the line whenever we respond to a fire. I figure if praying helps him out then why not let the guy pray?”

Ketchum said that things changed in 2014 when DeQuincy elected the first democratic mayor in its history, an African American atheist named Lawana Jones. He said that when Jones heard that Edwards made a habit of praying at fires she sent a memo to all city employees advising them that any expression of personal religious belief while on duty was a violation of their contract with the city.

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

“Refusal to obey an official city order is a misdemeanor and we must take action to address the crime,” Horner told reporters. “We didn’t want to suspend the man and have him arrested but we were out of options.”

Mayor Jones, spoke with ABC News, about her decision to suspend and imprison Edwards for praying while at work.

“I’m not anti-religious,” said Mayor Jones in a written statement, “But there is an appropriate time and place for everything. When he prays while on duty, he gives the impression that the City of DeQuincy is endorsing one particular religion over another. That is not the message that my office wants to send; it’s not what the people of DeQuincy elected me to do.” Jones continued, “If you live in a county where democracy is established, you should be aware that the idea of the separation of church and state is the only way to prevent the government from forcing religion on you and directing your religion and its doctrines. Religion is one of the most important factors in most people’s lives and it should be treated with reverence. In order to keep the government from directing religion and making it change how you are allowed to believe, church and state need to be separate. This allows for more openness when it comes to the decisions of the country. And in a world where everyone has different beliefs and different religions, a forced religion can cause an uprising and the dissolvent of a nation. You’re supposed to do your job, not involve politics and religion into it.”



ACLU spokesperson Cassandra Schmidt told ABC News the organization supports Mayor Jones’ “devotion to the separation of church and state” and said that the ACLU would cover 100% of the city’s legal fees should Mr. Edwards try and sue the city.

Jones won the office after promising to fix the city’s fledgling schools and bring new economic opportunity to the area. In that time, she has brought in over 300 good paying jobs, which has enabled her to increase city funding to the DeQuincy school district by 32%. DeQuincy’s test scores have also already shown significant improvement.

Still, many in the town are wondering if what they have gained is worth what they have lost.

“My brother wasn’t hurtin’ nobody,” Edwards’s 30-year-old sister Tami Hobart said. “Most people in DeQuincy is Christian, and I think we all took comfort in knowing that his heart was right with the Lord before he risked his life. It feels like we sold our souls to get that cat food factory and them fancy new textbooks.”

Republican Presidential Nominee, Donald Trump, caught wind of Edward’s misfortune and while speaking to Fox News offered some harsh words for Mayor Jones.

“I can tell you; when I win the White House, there’s gonna be changes in DeQuincy. They’re gonna reinstate Ronnie Edwards, they’re gonna give him his back pay, they’re gonna give him restitution for the time he spent in jail, and Lawana Jones is going to pay for it. And if Mayor Jones doesn’t want to do that, I’ll have her thrown in jail so fast her head will spin.”

In spite of all that has happened, Edwards says that he is not bitter.

“The Bible says that there will be sacrifices when you choose to follow the path of righteousness; it says that you will be reviled by the wicked. I will continue to pray that Mayor Jones comes to accept Jesus Christ, and will keep praying that God sees fit to put Donald Trump in the White House, but whether or not any of that happens, I still trust God and know that everything is happening according to his divine plan.”

Edwards is scheduled to be released from his 30-day jail sentence at the DeQuincy City Jail on November 5th, the same day as Paul Horner’s birthday. Edwards told ABC News that he encourages, “Those wishing to support his cause, to support a charity that gives news socks to the homeless, called Sock It Forward.”

If you have any questions regarding the case, you can contact the local Mayor’s Office at (785) 273-0325.










My First Love

I was in love with my 8th grade English teacher. The best part of my day was attending her class. She was 27, I was 14. She had long legs, beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes. She was smart and funny, she was everything I wanted in a woman.

I would flirt with her all the time, and it seemed like she would flirt with me too. I knew she was too old for me and it was illegal and she was my hot teacher, but all of this made it even better. I wanted to go out with her, on a date or something. I thought, what’s the worst that could happen if I asked her out. So one day I decided to stay after class. I went up to her disk and said, “Ms. Summers, I don’t want this to come off as weird or anything, but I really like you. I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime, maybe go to the movies or something?” And  she said yes. I was so excited, I couldn’t contain myself. I was going to go on a date with the hot, older teacher of mine!

We planned that she would pick me up on Friday at 6pm. She made me swear not to tell anyone. I promised, but I wanted to so bad. I know my friends would give me so many points for going on a date with the teacher, but I kept my word and didn’t say a thing. So Friday night comes around. I tell her to park a block away from my house so no one sees. She’s there exactly at 6pm to pick me up. I tell my parents that I’m going to a friends house, probably staying the night. Anyway, I get in the car and immediately she gives me a kiss, on the lips. She then says, “What do you want to do?” I didn’t know, so I just said, “We could go to the drive in theater that is a couple miles from here.” She agrees.

We get to the open field where the movie was playing. I don’t even remember what movie it was, I think John Candy was in it. So it’s just her and I all alone in the car. Suddenly my stomach starts feeling weird. I’m ready to tell her that I need to go the bathroom but just as I’m about to, she says she needs to go. So I say, “No problem babe, I’ll wait for ya.” She kisses me again and then leaves. Well she is gone for over 20 minutes and during that time, I just couldn’t hold it anymore. So I grabbed a bag I found in her car, pulled down my pants and did what I had to do. It just kept going and wouldn’t stop, it filled up the entire bag. Then I saw her coming back to the car so I quickly tied up the bag the best I could and put it in the back seat under some clothes she had back there. She gets in the car and immediately starts making out with me. I needed to go the bathroom and clean myself up, but she held me tight and it was pretty awesome so I stayed. We make out for at least an hour. She lets me touch her boobs and everything. She drops me off at my house and says to me as I’m getting out, “Hey stud, we should do this again.” Then she grabs my ass, which is completely soaked by now, and takes off.

The next day at school I come into her class and what do I see? My bag of sh*t, right there on her desk, front and center. She didn’t even say anything about it, she just kept it there for the rest of the year. We still went out a few more times, had sex, but there was always this weird awkwardness between us.

Finally one day, I ended up calling it off with her, and I never saw my bag of sh*t again.

TRUE: Church of Scientology Loses Tax-Exempt Status

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An article by ABC News reporting that the Church of Scientology lost its tax-exempt status in March 2016 is 100% true.

Claim: The Supreme Court revoked the Church of Scientology’s tax-exempt status in March 2016.

Example: [Collected via Email, March 2016]

“Did the IRS recently rescind the tax exempt status of the church of Scientology?”

Origin: On March 11th, 2016, ABC News claimed that the Supreme Court had revoked the Church of Scientology’s tax-exempt status:

In a unanimous decision by the Supreme Court today, the eight justices ruled in favor of revoking the Church of Scientology’s tax-exempt status in the United States. Under the ruling, Scientology will still be able to operate as a business but no longer as a non-profit religious organization.

The case was brought forward by the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation Division after concluding a two-year-long investigation into the inner workings of Scientology. The investigation, along with an extensive audit, found the group to be a “criminal operation with a sole purpose of making money”. The eight justices agreed with the IRS and its findings that Scientology was neither a religion or fell under the guidelines of a non-profit charitable organization.

Later that day, Snopes.com, a website owned by Scientology, said the news was false, claiming:

The Supreme Court did not revoke the Church of Scientology’s tax-exempt status for any reason in March 2016. However, there is a complicated history to the relationship between the organization and the Internal Revenue Service: the Church of Scientology was founded in 1954, but lost its tax-exempt status in 1967 when the IRS determined it was a commercial enterprise, not a religious one.

After decades of an organized campaign (including lawsuits, investigations by detectives hired by Scientology’s lawyers to dig into the private lives of IRS employees, Scientologist representatives creating phony news bureaus, and financing whistleblowers to attack the IRS publicly) the agency granted tax exemptions to Scientology organizations again in 1993.

Tony Ortega, an American journalist and blogger who is best known for his daily blog about the Church of Scientology, told reporters today that Scientology did in fact lose its tax exempt status.

“This is a great day for America! We need more amazing people like Paul Horner that get the job done in Washington to put an end to these evil cults. No more tax-exempt status for Scientology!”

CONFIRMED TRUE: Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin WAS Arrested At SeaWorld For Masturbating In Public

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Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin was arrested for public masturbation at SeaWorld.

There is a story going around the internet about a dolphin mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation organization who was arrested at SeaWorld for public masturbation. This story is in fact TRUE.

On November 13th Fappy, AKA Paul Horner, was arrested at Sea World after employees notified police about a man swimming in the dolphin tank with nothing on except a dolphin mascot head.

Tom Downey with the San Diego Police Department, who took Horner into custody, spoke with local news station KNSD about the arrest.

“We thought at first he was possibly intoxicated or mentally unstable, ya know, talking about children and how deadly it is for them to masturbate. Telling us he was at the park with a Christian organization speaking to children about the dangers of masturbation. Saying things like, ‘They need to stop playing on the Devil’s playground, stop pounding their Devil stick and ringing the Devil’s doorbell’, we thought he was insane,” Downey said. “Turns out he actually was with this anti-masturbation organization who were accompanying a group of 3rd graders around the park when Horner left the children to swim with the dolphins and masturbate. We further learned that Mr. Horner has three previous arrests for public masturbation, all while employed by this Christian organization who goes by the name of Stop Masturbation Now.”

Horner’s attorney, Pattie Smith, told CBS News the dolphin mascot will try and prevent masturbation in prison if found guilty.

“Horner is in good spirits and waiting for this whole ordeal to be over,” Smith said. ““Horner told me he is innocent, but if found guilty, says he will put an end to inmate masturbation in every jail and prison across the country, starting with the one he may be serving time at.”

This story has been confirmed TRUE.

CONFIRMED TRUE: Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Muslim & Gay In New Tell-All Book

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The Black House: A story about an Ex-Secret Service agent who claims President Obama is a gay Muslim.

Making its way around the internet is a story about a book titled, ‘The Black House‘. The best-selling book is about an Ex-Secret Service agent who claims that Obama is a Muslim and also a homosexual. This has been confirmed as TRUE.

We spoke with Lawn Gnome Publishing‘s owner, Aaron Johnson, who put out the book.

“We’ve been selling tens of thousands of copies,” Johnson told Fox News. “We can’t keep copies of the book on the shelves and in our inventory. This true story is also one of the highest selling books currently on Amazon.”

Megyn Kelly from the The Kelly File told Fox News viewers that she highly recommends buying book.

“This book is a must-have for anyone that loves America,” Kelly said. “We have been lied to by this administration for long enough. It is time that Obama comes out, steps up, and addresses these accusations made by a highly decorated former Secret Service agent who used to be in his inner circle.”

The ‘The Black House by Paul Horner’ centers around the former Secret Service agent who tells his story about working and living within the White House during Barack Obama’s term as President.

VIDEO: Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Muslim & Gay In New Tell-All Book











CONFIRMED TRUE: Survivor Files $1.2 Million Lawsuit Against Kim Davis & Mike Huckabee

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The album cover of for ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by Survivor. (AP Photo/Dennis System)

Salisbury, NC — In an article originally published by NBC News, Survivor band members claim they are suing Kim Davis and Mike Huckabee for $1.2 million dollars for using their song “Eye of the Tiger” without permission. This story has been confirmed true by the lawyer representing Survivor.

“We have filed the necessary paperwork with the county courthouse in Salisbury and expect the lawsuit proceedings to commence shortly,” Paul Horner with EZ Rider & Associates told CNN. “Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis had no permission to use the song, bottom line. This incident is in the national public spot light right now, and Huckabee is running for president; they should have known better.”

Davis, the Kentucky clerk who was jailed after refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, was released Tuesday morning, after serving six days in prison, to the sound of “Eye of the Tiger.” The song played in the background as she, her husband, and Mike Huckabee celebrated her freedom in front of thousands of supporters.

“Eye of the Tiger” was released in the spring of 1982 as a single from Survivor’s third album. It was written at the request of actor Sylvester Stallone to be used as the theme song for the movie Rocky III.

New Chewing Tobacco Ad Campaign Targets Teenagers

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One of the many ads by Copenhagen which target teens. (AP Photo/Dennis System)

According to Fox News, the Copenhagen brand of chewing tobacco recently launched a new ad campaign targeting teenagers. The ads, which began showing up last month in teen magazines like Seventeen, have parents all over the country up in arms.

“It’s sickening what Copenhagen is doing,” Samantha Davies of Truth, an anti-tobacco organization, told Fox & Friends. “They are glamorizing something that is just as dangerous and deadly as cigarettes to the youth of this country, and children are buying into it. They believe that because it’s smokeless tobacco it’s OK.” Davies continued, “Just when you think Big Tobacco couldn’t stoop any lower they go and pull a stunt like this. It’s pure evil and greed, it’s that simple.”

The ads show teenagers holding cans of Copenhagen, while using the product and a slogan that reads, ‘DO WHAT YOU WANT’. Teens are also encouraged by the company to send in pictures of themselves using the product and in return Copenhagen says they will provide them with free merchandise.

Tom Downey, a spokesman for Copenhagen, told reporters the company is attempting to help the young people in this country with the new ad campaign.



“Smokeless tobacco is not as bad as cigarettes and both guys and girls can use it,” Downey said. “I think this new ad campaign is exactly what the youth in this country need.”

Paul Horner of Leo Burnett Worldwide, the company who created the new ad campaign for Copenhagen, told NBC News that the ads have been extremely successful so far.

“Copenhagen is looking to get away from their ‘bearded, rugged old man, outdoorsy-grizzle-eating-a-bear’ type image, so they came to us for help,” Horner said. “The goal of our ads is to introduce tobacco to young kids who are not familiar with the product yet. Also, as of today, I’m proud to say that sales for Copenhagen smokeless tobacco have increased 18% since the new ad campaign began.”

17-year-old Thomas Kelly spoke to CNN about the controversial ad campaign.

“You know, we’re people too and we shouldn’t be told what we can and can’t do. I’m excited one company finally gets it,” Kelly said. “I’m just glad they figured out where the real market is. I’m going to tell all my friends to start chewing.”

Can Copenhagen re-brand itself and create a new demographic? Will this risky ad campaign pay off, only time will tell.

Copenhagen has set up a hotline for free samples and merchandise to anyone under the age of 21 at (785) 273-0325. A hashtag on Twitter of #DoWhatYouWant is currently trending.