Lindsay Lohan seen here with her identical twin Lydia Lohan in a picture taken from 1998.
London, England — Lindsay Lohan’s identical twin Lydia Lohan Cahill is alive and well according to a news report from the BBC. As you may or may not remember, Lindsay starred with her sister Lydia in the 1998 movie ‘The Parent Trap’.
“My sister is quite the wanker and embarrassment to the family,” said Lydia. “I always read and hear stories about her in the states and I just shake my head in udder amazement. I did learn a lot from her though, and that’s why I’ve never smoked, drank alcohol or used illegal drugs.”
Lydia told the reporter from the BBC her life could not be any better. “I have two beautiful daughters named Matilda and Gwendolyn. My loving husband Gary Cahill plays for Chelsea F.C. and we have been married for 8 wonderful years. I am vice president of the Barclays Bank in London and I love what I do. We have a house in the center of town that I just fancy. Besides Lindsay being such an arse, things couldn’t be any better for us.”
Lydia said that Disney has contacted her several times with talks of a possible new Parent Trap movie. “I’ve told them I would be interested, but only if Lindsay would get her arse about face.”
The Parent Trap was a 1998 Disney film about identical twins, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents. They discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together.
It’s good to hear that at least one of the Lohan’s turned out ok
I’m happy to learn that Lydia Lohan has made quit the life for herself
How i feel about Lindsay Lohan…
I hope her twin is doing well and they can both be friends again someday
Actually her name is Zach Tryba.
Edward Snowden is a hero!!!!
This is insulting. We don’t say wanker, that footballers wife only has a son and for fucks sake, GWENDOLYN AND MATILDA? You fucking stupid ignorant american, and a married woman with 2 children wouldn’t say wanker. Wanker refers to men. God fucking sake I hope I never have to go to America or wherever the fuck you’re from. Piece of shit.
don’t come to America you probably get shot fAg
Yeah. I hope not either . you bitch. You will prob get killed if from russia or iran. some bullshit fucked up country , that wanna be american so bad. so shut the fuck talking about americans cause you know you wanna be one.
Udder amazement? I thought you were twins…
complete bullshit. one, Gary Cahill is married to Gemma Acton. two, wanker is not used to describe women. I am an american, but now I am ashamed to be one after I read what you people said to Acual english person