Guatemala City — The Maya people are excited to finally release their new calendar for the next 5,125 years on December 21st, 2012. It’s a follow up to the popular Mayan calendar that’s been around for the last 5,125 years. This new edition will be released in both a stone and paperback version. It will also include a swimsuit edition featuring some of today’s most beautiful Maya woman.
The first Mayan calendar was published on August 13th, 3114 B.C. and was not received well by critics. Most of them pointing out that no one wants a calendar lasting more than a year or two. Also many critics were quick to say that it will probably freak some people out when December 21st, 2012 comes around.
Paul Horner, one of the senior editors on the new Mayan calendar project spoke to reporters today at a press conference in Guatemala City. “This new Mayan calendar is a must for any fans of the previous calendar. It would make a great gift or stocking stuffer for anyone young and old,” Horner said. “It’s been a real pleasure working with the Mayan people on this new calendar. From our family to yours, here’s wishing your next 5,125 years to be full of love and adventure.”
The paperback version of the new Mayan calendar will be approximately 61,500 pages long and include an elegant leather binding. The stone version weighs only 213 lbs and comes with a fine marble finish. Both the stone and paperback version will retail at $13,999.99 and can be bought online or at your local bookstore. For any questions please call the 24-hour Mayan Calendar Hotline at (785) 273-0325.
“This new Mayan calendar is a must for any fans of the previous calendar.”
~ Paul Horner – Senior editor for the new Mayan calendar
“The new Mayan calendar will blow your f*cking mind.”
~ Kyle Brock – Rolling Stone Magazine
“The stone version of the new Mayan calendar that weighs 213 lbs will ad a beautiful decor to any home or garden.”
~ Joyce Barth – Better Homes and Gardens