Cold Open of your tour in Bridgewater, VT?

[Justin Kingsley]

Mr. Murray,

You are cordially invited to spend a long weekend at the happiest place on earth, ***C-Fest***! Hosted by Mr. C. Cabral, lately of Boston, C-Fest is in its 19th consecutive year, and we are thrilled to offer you an invite to crash with us.

C-Fest is a rotating party, and this year the quarters are in beautiful Bridgewater Corners, VT, July 27 – 30. The chalet-style ski house sleeps over 16 comfortably, and you are assured the best accommodations. Spacious land, more cold beer than you can drink, and the finest (and worst) karaoke you can lay your ears on are only the beginning of the fun.

This year we are proud to hold an exciting game of Sloshball (hybrid softball/kickball/drinkball), in which costumes are required. Swimming, card games, campfires and storytelling are all on the agenda, too, and all in the bucolic splendor of the Green Mountains. Why not kick your tour off in style, in the great state of Vermont, with us?

We are hardcore inveterate New England partiers, who will unquestionably show you a good time and set the bar for the rest of your tour. Let us start you off with some fantastic food, decent booze and deplorable companionship! Your summer begins in Vermont!

Signed,
Ol’ Jutsy

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