Documentary By Michael Moore Called “Fappy” Scheduled For Release In December

Michael Moore talking to reporters about his upcoming documentary “Fappy”.

Hollywood, CA — Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled “Fappy”.

Moore talked with reporters and explained briefly what the documentary is about. “The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who travels around the country preaching to school children about the harmful effects of masturbation,” Moore said. “They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation.” Moore continued, “Besides all of the problems that occur, the characters are real and loving. You begin to root for this organization that you want so badly to fail.”

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now told CNN he is excited about Moore’s documentary. “We’re just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause,” Childs said. “Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”

“Fappy” will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit


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  1. Sarah H says:

    Sounds awesome! Can’t wait to see!

  2. These religious fanatical groups and their stupid ways are destroying this country. I hope Michael Moore shows that in this movie.

  3. Michael Moore sucks says:

    Michael Moore is a fat pig

  4. Michael Moore Tweet says:

  5. A dolphin named fappy that educates little kids about the dangers of masturbation? I would see this.

  6. Jacob L. says:

    These crazy Christians and their weird beliefs…. and that is why I want to see this movie lol

  7. Fappy fan says:

    I’ll check back at for more updates. This looks awesome!

  8. Valerie says:

    This organization is ruining these young kids and their way of thinking! how sad

  9. God Bless 'Murica says:

    I guess this propaganda should be done everywhere in the world because when men “fap” they kill millions of sperm lifes and that’s just not right – that’s a million times worse than an abortion. Besides, you should not even be allowed to touch your genitals since that would the worst of sins.
    Moreover, somewhere in the bible it is stated that women who masturbate go to hell, so who am I to doubt about a book written by God himself?

  10. The funny thing is, there really IS a documentary about masturbation coming out – – Sticky: A Documentary about Masturbation – Check it – and the YesFap Project – Fap Away, yo!

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