Guinness World Record For Longest Twitter Hashtag Has Been Announced

Here is the world record for longest hashtag in all of it’s 773 character glory, posted by Twitter user @realPaulHorner.

#HELLOMYNAMEISPAULHORNERANDTHISISMYHASHTAGABOUT

DREAMWORLDWITHTTHEALIENSKEEPINGOURCONSIOUSNESS

TRAPPEDWHILEWESLEEPBECAUSETHEYCURRENTLYFINDOUR

SPECIESTOOSTUPIDANDANNOYINGTODEALWITHBUTMAYBE

NOTSOMUCHINTHEFUTUREANDYOUCOULDWANDERAROUND

THELOCKERROOMSOFTHEWOMENSSHOWERSANDTHERESTOF

THEUNIVERSEWHILEYOUSLEEPBUTYOUCANTRIGHTNOW

UNLESSYOUFIRSTGETCHOSENTHENAFTERTRAININGYOUARE

JUSTABLETOGOAROUNDINOTHEOTHERRBODIESCOMINGUP

THROUGHTHISANDCHECKSHITOUTANDLATEREVERYWHERE

ELSEBECAUSETHEREISALSO

THEABILITYOFGOINGBACKTOEXPERIENCESYOUHAD

INTHEPASTLIKESLEDDINGWITHYOURGRANDMAWHOIS

NOWDEADANDWHENYOUDIEYOURCONSIOUSNESSDIESWITH

YOURBODYANDYOUHAVENOSOULTHATISITLIGHTSOUTLIKE

ADREAMTHATGOESALLBLACKANDYOUNEVERWAKEUPANDYOU

BECOMENOTHINGNOAWARENESSFORYOURETERNITYBECAUSE

YOUOULDBEDEADSTUPID

Guinness World Record For Longest Twitter Hashtag

Guinness World Record Hashtag award

This twitter user Paul Horner is also on record of having the biggest penis in the world, as seen here.

Comments

  1. You’re a man now. Congrats!

  2. Dennis J. says:

    Highly educational! Thank you!

  3. Way to go to get that award Paul. You deserve it!

  4. jane doe says:

    Roflmfao! You’re a mess. Check out the 2 chains video. I want one fer my birthday. Remember remember the third of november…

  5. First World Problems says:

  6. Twitter allows 140 characters in a tweet, this has 349.

  7. I really want to beat this xD I’ll find a way… One day

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