Porn Found On ObamaCare Website

Porn images and pornography found on the ObamaCare website

Users of Healthcare.gov report finding pornographic material on a number of their signup pages.

Washington, DC — More bad news for ObamaCare as users of its website Healthcare.gov report finding pornographic material on a number of their signup pages. CGI Federal, the IT contractor responsible for the site said the obscene content was uploaded by a disgruntled employee.

Ken Renynolds who is a spokesman for CGI Federal told CNN the problem with the site has been resolved. “This is an isolated incident,” Reynolds said. “The employee responsible for the obscene material has since been terminated. One bad apple does not speak for an entire company. I assure the American people that their privacy and information is safe and secure as always.”

The graphic material was viewable Friday evening between 8PM – 9PM PST. Users reported the images to customer support which then had the content removed from the server.

This is not the first problem CGI Federal and the ObamaCare website has had since going live. Following the October 1, 2013 launch of open-registration under the Affordable Care Act (ACA), the company came under intense media scrutiny after users were prevented from logging in and signing up. Many Americans have also complained of increased rate hikes due to their old insurance plan being canceled.

CGI Federal won the $93.7 million Healthcare.gov job over 3 other companies in 2011. CGI Federal is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Canadian firm CGI Group, which was founded in Quebec City in 1976 by Serge Godin and Andre Imbeau.

Warning: Graphic material – Screenshots of the pornographic images on Healthcare.gov which have since been removed – Click image to enlarge

Porn on ObamaCare website
Porn on ObamaCare website
Porn on ObamaCare website

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10 Reasons Why ObamaCare Will Destroy The Country

Facts about ObamaCare that everyone needs to know

Repeal ObamaCare before it destroys America.

The information being provided by the Obama administration about ObamaCare is not just confusing but is dead wrong. As a true American we must come together and stand up for our civil liberties. It is our job as Americans to inform others about the facts behind this corrupt health care system. When it comes to the well being of Americans, there is no room for opinions and rhetoric.

Here are 10 reasons why ObamaCare will destroy the country:

1) ObamaCare cuts income and jobs
According to CNN, ObamaCare has already put 4.2 million Americans out of work and turned 29 million full-time employees into part-time employees. How many more jobs and hours need to be cut before the rest of America wakes up?

2) Undocumented immigrants and Muslims get free insurance
This is already creating problems in states that are along the Mexico–United States border. Governor Jan Brewer from Arizona told MSNBC last week, “The #1 problem in our state right now is ObamaCare. The reason we have so many Mexicans and Muslims running rampant is because they are getting free healthcare. I would want to come to this great country of ours too if I was getting free health care. ObamaCare must be stopped before it bankrupts America.”

3) ObamaCare kills people
Michele Bachmann said it best, “Let’s repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens. Let’s not do that. Let’s love people. Let’s care about people. Let’s repeal it now while we can.”

4) The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax applies to sporting goods and fishing supplies
The medical excise tax applies to non-medical items such as archery and sport fishing equipment, tires, coal, and “gas guzzling” automobiles. The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st is supposed to be “hidden” from the consumer, but it’s been brought to the public’s attention by hunting and fishing store Cabela’s who have refused to hide it and are showing it as a separate line item tax on their receipts.

5) The government will be picking your doctors
According to H.R. 3200 (ObamaCare), “The Government will select the doctor of the individual being provided health care no matter what other conditions may apply.” That is not capitalism or even socialism, that is a dictatorship.

6) ObamaCare is the largest tax hike in American history
A July 2010 article by FactCheck concluded that “as measured by the rather useless yardstick of raw dollars, with no adjustment for inflation,” the Affordable Care Act will be the largest tax hike in U.S. history. At $76.8 billion in 2014, the law would be the largest one-year tax increase in raw dollars since 1968.

7) Senior’s insurance will change
Grandma and grandpa will have little to no care according to recent reports. Euthanasia and death panels will become an everyday happening. Say goodbye to anyone over the age of 50 before it’s too late.

8) Your privacy is not intact
The ObamaCare website, Healthcare.gov, which cost tax payers $634,000,000, does not use HIPPA. The site allows companies and individuals to use your information without your consent. This is not the dream envisioned by the founding fathers.

9) Premiums will go up
According to the Congressional Budget Office, premiums will increase at least 26%. Each state is different but in CA, MD & NY, to name three, premiums will increase between 30 & 50%.

10) ObamaCare is socialism
We can all see the terrible job the government schools are doing with educating our children. We do not want the same lousy system running our health care. Everything the government does costs four times more and provides less service than a private company could do. As a god fearing, country loving, pro-gun, American patriot it is your job to learn the  FACTS about ObamaCare. Educate others before it is too late!

Applebee’s In Laveen Arizona Announces New & Exciting Changes!

Applebee's in Laveen, ArizonaLaveen, AZ — Local residents in a small town 30 minutes south west of downtown Phoenix are ecstatic about the new changes that have been taking place at their local Applebee’s in Laveen, Arizona. Super Official News stopped by the restaurant this weekend to investigate further what’s making this hot spot so popular.

Restaurant manager Paul Horner explained just a few of the exciting changes that have been happening. “Every Friday and Saturday while we have our live Jimmy Buffet tribute band or gangster rap playing at full volume over the speakers from 3pm-2am, during breaks in the music, I’ve been letting my 8-year old son bang on his drum set that I just bought him for his birthday last month,” Horner said. “We also just got two new microwaves to cook all the food that is on the menu. We named them ‘Chef 1’ and ‘Chef 2’,” Horner laughs. “Preparing your steak how you want it will now be easier than ever! We also changed out the drainage system around the bar area so it doesn’t smell like urine and human feces as much anymore.”

Local resident Michael Spielman says he just loves the new changes at the Applebee’s in Laveen. “They repaved the parking lot and I even heard they added new insulation to the roof of the building. Also, they have installed new air conditioning vents above every table that blow out the coldest air you’ve ever felt in your entire life. It’s like traveling to Antarctica, but you’re actually still in Laveen! How cool is that, no pun intended,” Spielman chuckles. “One of my favorite changes to the Applebee’s in Laveen is there is now more free mints and toothpicks than ever before! I think it’s fair to say, rip-roaring good times have come to Laveen!”

Gerald Byrnes who has been a server since the restaurant opened two years ago gave us some inside information on the appetizers and beverages. “No longer will our cold rubbery cheese sticks and alcoholic beverages that contain no alcohol take an hour to arrive at your table. We have cut all our times down to 50 minutes or less or you get another alcoholic beverage with no alcohol in it free of charge! How awesome is that!”

Horner was more than happy to explain their new menus and additional usages. “Instead of 7-9 different menus per person we are now giving each diner 19 different menus of various shapes and sizes to browse through. It will all be the same food but now just more spread out to make things more fun,” Horner said. “Also to keep our customers safe, we are upgrading the menus to a type of plastic recently invented by NASA that has corners that can cut through glass. If the need ever comes up to fight off an attacker, our menus will work better than a machete.”

Assistant manager Joyce Barth explained some of the other exciting new changes that have been made to improve the restaurant. “Our greeters and servers will no longer speak urban slang and other forms of language that make it difficult to understand when trying to order food,” Barth says. “We have put each and every one of our employees through a rigorous 36-week course on how to properly speak to a customer in a language that can be understood by both the young and old.” Barth continued, “When greeted at the front, no longer will you hear the familiar shouting of, ‘Oh lawd, it’s you folks again! Well git on in here and I’ll get your seats right now! Not sure what’s good right now for sitting, lemme check real quick for yall. You hang tight and chill, I be back after I git this figured out. I’ll hit up my girlfriend Yolanda, she’s one of the dish washers but she always has the down low on seats that aren’t already taken up by some other fools’. This will now be replaced by, ‘Hello and welcome to Applebee’s. Would you like a table or a booth?'”

Horner told Super Official News that because of all these great new changes at his restaurant, unfortunately there will come sacrifices. “In addition to raising prices on all of our food* because of Obamacare and firing employees so we don’t have to provide them with health care, we will also be forced to raise prices to cover all the costs of these new and exciting changes. But I think everyone in Laveen will agree that it’s worth it the next time they come in for lunch or dinner or just to get a drink with no alcohol in it.”

From Applebee’s in Laveen to your family: We know in Laveen you have no options for good food so when you’re starving, and you have no food left in your house and the grocery stores are closed, head on over to Applebee’s. We’ll make sure you have the worst f*cking dining experience ever!

From Applebee’s Facebook page:

Applebee's is food for the anti-christ

The Applebee's restaurant in Laveen, Arizona

The Applebee’s in Laveen, Arizona is located on the North West corner of 51st avenue and Baseline.

Address: 5210 West Baseline Road, Laveen, AZ 85339
Phone:(602) 605-8010

Note* The word “food” in this article is used loosely as any object that could be consumed by the human body if it was a life or death situation. This could include such things as a stapler or small car parts.

Papa John’s Apologizes: Offers One Free Large Pizza Per Household Till The End Of The Year

Papa John's mansion - Free Pizza coupon offerLouisville, KY — Papa John’s owner John Schnatter held a press conference today at his mansion in a wealthy country club suburb of Louisville to announce that he was reversing his decision to raise prices on his pizza. He also said he was not going to cut any hours of his employees or lower their wages. “I was frustrated that Mitt Romney lost the election and also some personal issues I was having in the bedroom. I took my anger out on my employees and for that I’m truly sorry,” Schnatter told reporters. “Prices of our delicious pizza will stay the same, employees will keep their wages and hours, and now all our amazing employees will have healthcare. It’s a win-win for everyone,” Schnatter said. “I hope the American people can forgive me. Enjoy a free large pizza on me!”

The controversy began with comments made by Schnatter saying that he would raise prices and cut employees’ hours and wages to pay for costs associated with the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.

“Schnatter was just being another greedy corporate a*shole,” says long-time Papa John’s employee Paul Horner. “People were already starting to boycott our store. They would call us up, not to order a pizza but to tell us to ‘f*uck off’, like it’s my fault or something.” Horner continued, “At least he’s making this thing right before sh*t got real.”

Obamacare mandates that businesses with more than 50 workers offer an approved insurance plan or pay a penalty of $2,000 for each full-time worker over 30. Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter had previously said he would raise the price of his pizzas by 10-14 cents and cut the hours of some employees to put them below the eligibility threshold for health care. Analysis by Caleb Melby of Forbes found that the price increase would actually be closer 3.4 to 3.6 cents per pizza.

Schnatter ended the press conference by stating he hopes others that said they would raise prices will reverse their decision too. “I hope restaurants like Applebee’s and Denny’s will follow my lead and drop their plan to raise prices because of Obamacare,” said Schnatter. “I’ve learned it’s just not worth it in the long run. It only hurts our employees, the hard working men and women of this great country. Let’s all come together and make this thing right.”

Papa John's Free Large Pizza Coupon
[UPDATE: 01-25-13] CNN confirms Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter was lying about ObamaCare price increases

[UPDATE: 03-15-13] 50% off pizza at Papa John’s with the code 50PIZZA. Now you can buy twice as much crappy pizza.