Obama Announces New Guns Or Drones Program

President Obama explaining the Guns or Drones program

President Obama explaining the new ‘Guns or Drones’ program that takes effect March 1st.

Washington, DC — President Obama held a press conference today to announce his new Guns or Drones program. The program was implemented so that gun owners who possess any of the guns under Feinstein’s Legislation are closely monitored 24/7 by military drones. This comes as shocking news since most of the nation is still in a heated debate about gun control and the idea of drones killing American citizens.

Obama explained why the new Guns or Drones program is necessary and how it will benefit society. “Folks, the guns listed under Feinstein’s Legislation are dangerous weapons. There is no reason any non-military personnel should have these types of weapons on their person,” Obama said. “This is not about the second amendment or limiting an individual’s personal freedom. This is about keeping are streets, neighborhoods and children safe, and the Guns or Drones program will do exactly that.”

Paul Horner who is a spokesman for the Obama Administration explained further how the Guns or Drones program will work. “Any household not surrendering their soon to be illegal firearms will be put on the National Drone List or NDL. Their house will be monitored 24 hours a day, 7 days a week by military drones flying overhead. If our drone surveillance team notices any unusual activity coming from your residence, working alongside with local authorities, military action can and will be taken.”

38-year-old DeShawn Johnson from Detroit, Michigan said he does not approve of the new Guns or Drones program. “They ain’t getting my MAC-10, I can tell you that for damn sure. It’s like that Mack 10 song, Ice Cube is the lick Westside is the click, can’t get enough of this gangsta sh*t,” Johnson said. “They come up in this b*tch and try flyin’ drones over my hood and it’s R.I.P. n*gga.”

The Guns or Drones program will go into effect beginning March 1st of this year. To comply and find a location to turn in your firearm(s), the Obama Administration has setup up a 24 hour hotline to answer any of your questions: 785-273-0325.

Comments

  1. True American says:

    This is bullsh*t! He’s not getting my weapons!

  2. Darryl Langston says:

    F*cking Obama… worst, president, ever. I’ll shoot those go*damn drones down if I see them flying over my house

  3. Rusty Jenkins says:

    This is so messed up! I’ll give Obama my guns when he prys them from my cold, dead hands.

  4. Dennis System says:

    This is exactly like that book 1984. I demand justice! Someone needs to stand up to this oppression!

  5. THERE MUST BE A BALANCE OF THINGS FOR PEOPLE TO SURRENDER THOSE GUNS. WHY HAS THE GOVT COME UP WITH THIS EXERCISE AND HAVE THEY INQUIRED ENOUGH.

  6. Lucius Sulla says:

    There is a leftist, demonic darkness descending upon the face of the earth.

    We are witnessing the last stand of human determination. What awaits us is nothing less than slavery and annihilation.

    If we should fail none shall be able to stand.

    The history of human freedom is writing its final chapter. What we fight for is not just freedom, nor ideology – it is for our very survival.

    The Destroyer shall be loosed upon every nation – the blood of her men, women and children shall stand sacrifice.

    Untold millions shall perish. The Destroyer is come.

    His armies shall advance as the broken bodies of your children fill the cracks of their boots. Let fires burn the deathly flesh from your son and daughter.

    The Destroyer shall watch as the masses fall exterminate. Let no man stand before him – let the hearts of men be consumed as a ritual meal.

    The Destroyer shall bathe in our blood. There shall be none that escape him.

    The leftist hath said “I am become death – the destroyer of worlds”.

    Our Republic is all that stands before him.

    If we should fail all shall fall.

    Victory or death.

    Lucius Sulla

  7. Hi. I do not approve of Obama doing this. That is all.

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