NOTE: This is not a press release or news of any kind. It’s just some ideas I had the other day that I thought I would share with all my Super Official Friends here.
If there IS a Heaven and there IS a Hell where supposedly “good” people go to heaven and “bad” people go to hell… Well, I just gotta say, this is totally f*cked up.
Imagine someone like myself, who I would like to think has lived a good life. I don’t cheat or steal, I help others whenever possible and I have good morals.
So there I am up in heaven, relaxing pool side by my cloud mansion with a margarita in one hand and a beautiful woman in the other while at the same time I KNOW for a fact there are people that didn’t make the cut getting into Heaven. Their punishment is eternal Hell fire, pain and damnation.
Well, I wouldn’t sit there and do nothing. There is no way, that is not the type of person I am. And anyone that wants to live in this Heaven while others are suffering for eternity… I don’t want any part of you or your Heaven. I’d be the first one to sucker punch god and then go down to Hell and try to help save as many souls as I possibly could. But hey, that’s just me.
Enjoy your margarita pool side, you self righteous evil hypocrites.
~ Paul Horner