Is There A Heaven Or A Hell?

Is there a Heaven or a Hell?

Is there a Heaven or a Hell? If so, I say, “No one left behind!”

NOTE: This is not a press release or news of any kind. It’s just some ideas I had the other day that I thought I would share with all my Super Official Friends here.

If there IS a Heaven and there IS a Hell where supposedly “good” people go to heaven and “bad” people go to hell… Well, I just gotta say, this is totally f*cked up.

Imagine someone like myself, who I would like to think has lived a good life. I don’t cheat or steal, I help others whenever possible and I have good morals.

So there I am up in heaven, relaxing pool side by my cloud mansion with a margarita in one hand and a beautiful woman in the other while at the same time I KNOW for a fact there are people that didn’t make the cut getting into Heaven. Their punishment is eternal Hell fire, pain and damnation.

Well, I wouldn’t sit there and do nothing. There is no way, that is not the type of person I am. And anyone that wants to live in this Heaven while others are suffering for eternity… I don’t want any part of you or your Heaven. I’d be the first one to sucker punch god and then go down to Hell and try to help save as many souls as I possibly could. But hey, that’s just me.

Enjoy your margarita pool side, you self righteous evil hypocrites.

~ Paul Horner

Comments

  1. Can I bring my margarita down to Hell to help save those souls? If so, consider me in!

  2. Interesting argument. I know as a Christian I couldn’t enjoy my self knowing all those people were down there suffering for eternity.

  3. If I was in Heaven I too would try and go back for those poor fools in Hell. Consequences be damned!

  4. Then make sure you live your life like you should to be able to get into heaven!!!! If you do not….u don’t have anyone to blame but yourself!!!!!

  5. Think about it... says:

  6. THAT IS WHY,WE HAVE A CHANCE HERE ON EARTH TO BE FISHERMAN OF SOULS AND SAVE THESE OUR LOVED ONE,EVEN JESUS CRIES AT THE THPUGHT OF HIS CHILDREN IN HELL

  7. If you wanna help them, the time is now, on earth~ stop people from doing things that will drag them into hellfire~ cuz when the time comes, things can’t be reversed.

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